Read on for my thoughts on last night's Raw.
- Lesnar/Heyman/McIntyre.Rollins:
Heyman and Lesnar both need a long (six month plus) break. Stale barely covers it.
I mean Seth's logic did have some problems.
See Brock's smart for not wrestling before WrestleMania.
I like Drew's mission statement. It's not just about winning!
NICE. Rollins isn't taking prisoners.
Ha. Brock's not paid to take contact tonight!
- Finn/Lio:
OH MY GOD IT'S THE SAME IRISH JOKES THEY ALWAYS MAKE.
Oh man. Lio's about to be in serious trouble.
- Lashley/Lio vs. Finn/Braun:
Haha Braun stealing the pose.
I'm loving this so far.
Lio adds a fun dimension to things.
Wow. Poor Lio. How come Bobby don't want him man??
- Ronda arrives:
I like IDGAF Ronda.
- Moment of Bliss:
OK I did like the Oscars jab.
Oh no. More Elias at Mania.
Ohhhhh man. This is bad.
I'm ready for edgy reboot Jose.
- Jose vs. Elias:
Pretty simple, but at least Jose gets to shine a bit.
Main Event worthy. I'd be DMing Cody and the Bucks if I was on the Raw roster right now.
- Angle promo:
Ahhhhh that theme song is perfect.
Oh. Wait.... Kurt, are you sure about this? If Batista can come back and get Triple H, Kurt can aim higher than this.
- Angle vs. Gable:
I have wanted to see this.
I love some mat wrestling. This is making up for Jose vs. Elias.
Impressed with this.
Ahhhhh I like the back-and-forth.
This is NICE.
Really good stuff.
- Post-match:
Yeah I don't expect Corbin to pull something like that off.
Jesus, can this be Baron's last match, too?
- Corbin/Revival/Apollo:
So-so. If this is what it takes for Crews to get a mini-push, I'll take it.
- Sasha/Bayley/Natalya/Phoenix:
Looks like The IIconics are going to tap soon.
I'm perfectly fine with Beth getting that opportunity. I LOVE the Sky Pirates, but I'd be fine if the focus is on Beth on this show.
Ooh wow. Shade from Bayley.
Hahaha shade from Sasha, too.
Not bad.
- Natalya vs. Sasha:
Fine work so far.
Nia is so much fun.
Looks like we're in for a triple threat unless the IIconics make it a four-way. Sorry Sky Pirates.
- Mojo promo:
Looks like he's prepared to have a respectable showing in the Andre the Giant battle royal!
- Ricochet vs. Jinder:
Fun so far.
I'm glad Ricochet trained so long to learn to work with top talent like Jinder.
Amazing offense as always.
Good to see Ricochet showcased.
- Rollins interview:
I'm liking this. I hope they don't snuff him out at Mania.
- Dana interview:
I liked that. The first time I've cared about Dana in a long time.
- Ronda vs. Dana:
DEAD. Good squash.
- Post-match:
I love it.
Fun stuff.
- Corbin vs. Crews:
Basic, but not bad.
OK.
- Post-match:
Eh.
- Batista interview:
I mean yeah Batista was used in Evolution, then Batista broke free.
I like how Batista is framing all this.
NICE remarks about HHH's career.
- Braun/Alexa:
Oh. Well. I guess SNL's going to cost Braun the Andre win.
I'm skeptical this is the right direction.
- McIntyre/Rollins:
I love vindictive Drew.
Oh man fuck this "Joe" shit.
Ooooooooh Roman vs. Drew at Mania works for me.
That was BADASS.
I really enjoyed that.
- McIntyre vs. Rollins:
Good story so far.
As impressive as a moonsault off the steps is, it kind of hurts the narrative of a tough feud.
NICE suicide dive counter.
This is heating up well.
I like how these two work together.
Brock "4D Chess" Lesnar.
Fine to keep things rolling.
More wrestling coming up.
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