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Friday, June 16, 2017

Impact Wrestling Reax - 6/15/17

Read on for my thoughts on last night's Impact Wrestling.

- X-Division video:
Sonjay and Shera are really important at these tapings, as you might imagine. 

- Sony Six Gauntlet:
It's the flippy match of the night.

Sydal's fired up after being involved in that Japanese issue for so long.

Davey, as usual, out to kill everyone in the ring.

Yeah, I don't think KM wants to face Davey if he doesn't have to. Both men are pretty intense, though.

I enjoy a crazy multi-man match like this.

Sydal might go all the way.

Swoggle/Davey is something I don't think I expected to see.

Ha. Swoggle got a decent run.

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY DAVEY KILLED SWOGGLE.

Hahahahahahaaha you idiots just eliminated each other.

I'm looking forward to the end of Davey/Eddie at Slammiversary. No telling how they'll try to end each other's careers.

Spud targeting the little man.

HAHA Kongo has no time for your flips.

Hahahaah nice elimination of Sydal.

Uh-oh Spud. Not the guy you want to back into.

Swoggle's resilient!

Nice elimination by Spud.

Going to the top rope in a battle royal is a terrible idea.

Well so much for Moose getting a big push here.

MAHABALI SHERA! MAHABALI SHERA! BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!!!

Well that's one way to beat Kongo.

ELIMINATE KM, KID! MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!!!

OH MY HOW WILL HE OVERCOME THE ODDS?

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY MAHABALI SHERA!!!

THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE! RIGHT HERE IN MUMBAI!

- Post-match:
CAN YOU FEEL IT? THE MIRACLE IN MUMBAI!!!

OK that's enough of all that.

- Dutt video:
They could have done a bit with a heel ragging on how many times Sonjay has come up short agoing for the title.

I hope he does alright here. He's done a lot for Impact in all this time.

- DeAngelo video:
I hope Impact sells more tickets with him being there.

- Borash/Park:
This has been endearing enough, but I'm ready for the whole thing to wrap up.

- LAX promo:
Hahaha I love that they can't travel because of their records.

LAX being gangsta is always so much fun.

- EC3/J. Storm:
Oh this is great.

EC3 has been the best thing to happen to Impact in years.

So much burying I love it.

India getting BTFO. I'm DYING.

EC3 going to kill this dude, too.

Good segment overall.

- Swoggle/Spud:
This is so stupid, but in a funny way.

- Matthews/Sandeep:
Steiner must not have wanted to come to India. He'll probably more or less phone it in, because he's moving on to other ventures.

Umm Matthews trained to be a wrestler before becoming an announcer.

Oh my God this should be amazing.

- Matthews vs. Sandeep:
Wow Josh isn't bad.

Josh's opponent, on the other hand... needs work.

Hahahahahaha that test of strength spot.

Wow, really? I guess everyone really can do flippy moves pretty much right as their careers start.

Fine enough.

- Post-match:
Oh shit Josh you better watch out!!!

Shera's going to murder him.

Wow. Josh must have some serious dirt on Lashley for the champ to care enough to come out for this.

I'm glad the Slammiversary main eventers could be here.

Interesting.

- More Borash/Park:
This is funny.

OH MY GOD YES CLASSIC SCOTT STEINER FOOTAGE.

Ahhhh good times.

- Lee vs. Sutter:
I like Trevor. If 205 Live and NXT weren't already so crowded, he could do well in either.

Braxton defending his lady's honor!

- Post-match:
Allie and Rosemary teaming could be fun.

- Another Dutt/Low Ki video:
Low Ki's definitely made a name for himself at this level.

This should be good when it actually happens.

- Moose/Drake/Adonis:
Umm dude Moose you already got sonned once tonight. Don't go for oh-for-two, brother.

I'm not feeling the angle of Eli hating management. It gets old.

Umm if Moose can beat both these guys by himself, why does he even need a partner?

Moose's partner has been thoroughly spoiled at this point, but we'll play along.

- Park/Broash/Steiner:
This is the best.

OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSS

- Low Ki vs. Dutt:
Low Ki has the right idea going after the eye.

Fine work early.

Solid work here.

Oh I love a crazy crowd brawl.

This is impressive in a car crash way.

That was a crazy Indian leg sweep.

Wow. This is wild.

Hahahhahaa NEVER try a sunset flip on Low Ki.

Fun stuff here.

Good ending! Congrats to Sonjay for the big win.

Pretty cool post-match to celebrate Sonjay's important momeny.

More wrestling tomorrow.

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