Read on for my thoughts on last night's Impact Wrestling.
- Drake/Bahh:
Basically everyone knows this show is going to get killed in the ratings (even more than usual), so they're doing this silliness.
- Bahh/KM:
WOW WHO WOULD HAVE CALLED THAT HAPPENING?
Actually Thanksgiving pizza sounds wonderful.
- Drake/Katarina:
I can only imagine where they go from here.
I did pop for Katarina burying the U.S.
- Bahh/KM/Kikutaro:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH the bookers are in full on "we're the only ones who care anymore" territory. Might as well at this point.
- Scarlett entrance:
I see why so many other reviewers have seemingly skipped/delayed covering this show this week.
- More Scarlett auditions:
At least Shark Boy's still a thing in 2018.
- Drake/J. Crist:
The Impact Wrestling Variety Hour(s) continues.
- Thanksgiving videos:
At least Tessa was based.
- KM/Bahh/Dezmond:
I was going to say this episode will be remembered for a long time, but really not many people are watching anymore.
- Drake/Hit Squad:
Maybe Impact's angling to get a WWE Network show like House Hardy. I am impressed they're doing an entire show with only one match.
This is something else.
- More Thanksgiving memories:
I really want to know who came up with the Rascalz gimmick, and who approved it.
- Bahh/KM/Alisha:
I mean it makes sense if the picks are random there will be people who don't wrestle much. Will we see McKenzie Mitchell or Alicia Atout on the other team?
- Drake/Gilbertti:
Ahhh Gilbertti works with Ring Warriors in the same venue, so this makes sense in an odd ways.
Gilbertti is entertaining in an odd way.
- Ultimate X returning:
Well that's interesting. I'm curious who will be in it.
- McKenzie/Gilbertti:
THIS IS INSAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEE.
- Team Drake segment:
I guess they figured ratings couldn't go much lower so they just did a full show of ridiculousness.
- Team Bahh segment:
Yeah I completely sympathize with the reviewers who skipped this show.
- Drake/Rohit/Gilbertti/J. Crist/Katarina vs. Bahh/KM/Kikutaro/Dezmond/Alisha:
I'm a little surprised Dezmond isn't wrestling stoned.
Weird big submission spot, but it's a comedy match.
Yeah I'd be calling up Aro Lucha right now if I was Pop.
There's some decent action here.
I guess everyone's doing steamrollers on Thanksgiving.
HAHAHHHA the crowd actually chanted for this.
Well that happened!
- Post-match:
Glenn Gilbertti looking like an idiot???? You're kidding, right?
They're reaaaaallllyyyyyyyy dragging this out.
I'll be very surprised to see this on Pop next year.
More wrestling coming up.
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